My long-lost father, finally you admit that you're my father.
Yeah, well, good luck proving it.
Space Ghost, I'm picking up 4 unidentified heat sources
on my monitor screen.
Oh, they're probably just creatures, Moltar... Space creatures.
They just violated our air space.
Bring me my monocle.
I want to look rich.
And that other father that they told me was my father,
is he a stepfather or just a stranger posing-- I don't know.
Have you seen this?
Wow.
Yeah.
Do you like human women?
I like these twins.
Here's an update on those flying, dangerous space creatures.
Fill me in.
They just entered the building through the loading dock.
Really?
Under these clothes I'm wearing, I'm wearing a ballerina outfit.
Yeah. What's this pod doing here?
Replicating.
Replicating what?
Ehh...Us.
Oh, no, replicating pods!
The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing!
No, the kind that copy your DNA, kill you off,
and take over while you sleep.
With their coughing.
Uh! Did you hear what I just said?
No one sleeps with my grandmother!
Right?
Right. From now on.
This is for Nana!
It's feeding on the rays!
It's the rays! It's... It's feeding on them!
Aah!
What should I do?
Heh heh heh!
Shoot it some more.
But it seems to be feeding on the rays!
Then stop shooting it!
Do what, now?
Ohh... Dang it! Well, looks like they can't be killed. Here, zorak--
trade with me.
Heh heh heh!
I don't think so.
No!
Who's laughing now, zorak?
Stop that!
Who's laughing now?
Hey. Touch it.
Go on! See what happens.
Touch it.
You know you want to.
Come on, man. Touch it.
Yes. Feel its heat.
Touch it!
Stroke its supple contours.
Nothing will happen.
Just touch it.
That's what you want to do, touch it.
You know you want to.
Touch it.
It's there for you to touch.
You know you want to.
There, I touched it.
Now I have to leave.
You did not!
No, I did. I touched it.
Who else is going to be on the show?
Your guts.
Oh...
Aah!
The blob!
Aaaaaahh!
Scary, scary monster!
I'm back.
Where'd you--
I said, where did you--
I said, where did--
I am so sleepy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah... Uh! Fft. What?
We should take turns sleeping. You go first.
You'll wake me up if this pod starts to replicate me, right?
Probably not.
Listen to me. We're not gonna live through this unless
we all put aside our differences and band together as friends.
You see, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
I might need another coffee.
Good idea! We'll go get some coffee. You stay here,
try to live. If anything bad happens... To you...
Well, we'll be getting coffee.
Ha ha ha ha!
Father, you're my hero.
Yeah. Thanks.
You're not human, are you?
You--you should get that checked. Or I admire it.
I don't know the reaction you want! I--I fear you!
You're gonna kill me. Ha ha ha!
Aah!
Aaaahh!
Aaah!
Aaaaahhh!
So, uh... Aaah!
Um, see, I-- aaah!
This may-- aah!
This-- aah!
Nothing.
Aaaaahh!
I have an idea.
There goes Space Ghost.
Go get him! Go get Space Ghost.
He's getting away! Ooh, Space Ghost is getting away. Bad space
ghost! Go get Space Ghost now!
He's getting away. Who's the bad Space Ghost? Look at him.
Look at him getting away, with his cape flying in the breeze.
Go get Space Ghost!
They're not buying it.
They're not buying it because you messed it up!
What? I was just trying to-- I've got it! We'll get
the blob to kill the pods!
How are we gonna do that?
Hey, uh, blob. You, uh, heard all the stuff the pods
have been saying about your mother? Heh heh heh!
People are laughing, man.
So, uh, you want to come in here and kill the pods 'cause of what they said
about your mother?
I'm sorry. I had no idea.
What's that, pods?
The blob is very fat?
Didn't work, did it?
Of course it worked! But now I have a better plan, one that
excludes the blob's stupid mother. I'm going to order one
of those mind-erasing kits.
You already have one.
I know.
Well?
Can't you see?
If we erase our minds and forget how sleepy we are,
we'll stay awake forever!
So this is my idea.
I'm thinking about ordering one of those mind-erasing kits.
Here's what we do. We order one of those mind-erasing kits.
You already have one!
If I already had one, don't you think I'd remember that?
So go get it!
Get what?
The kit!
What kit?
All right, here's the plan.
We create a diversion by throwing the planet's orbital
axis off by 13 degrees.
Actually, 10 degrees should do it. You don't want to
throw it off too much because... Well, you know.
Now, once we've lowered the gravitational fields by, say,
40 gigawatts and secured the outer perimeter securely, well, I...I think
we'll be just fine.
Any questions?
Ok, then! Move out! Lock and load! Happy Birthday!
And stay frosty!
I'm going to order one of those-- all right, I got a plan.
Everyone knows rust never sleeps, right?
Right. So, if we all rust, we'll never sleep. Huh? Huh?
Moltar, you're the only one here made of metal.
How are we gonna rust?
So after you get metal-plated, that's when we
all go to the beach...To rust.
Gee, that's a great plan, Moltar. But if we could get
to the beach, we wouldn't have to be metal-plated.
How many times do I have to tell you? Because we'd be at the beach!
Mayday! Mayday! I'm Space Ghost, and I am in some big danger.
My plans were foolproof, but it started feeding on the rays,
and then Moltar had a plan that never would have worked.
I need a ship to rescue me.
I'll be waiting for you out by the front gate. Thank you.
Nobody can hear you, Space Ghost. We've been off the air for 10 days.
Excuse me.
Please don't tell me how to do it.
It sickens me.
Mmm, this is some good coffee. I thought we were out of coffee.
I found some more.
It's in the orange container.
You fool!